Saturday, October 01, 2005

Luscious Lips

I guess its usual for ladies to powder their noses and re-apply their lipsticks after a meal. But for some reason, the women in my office, choose to perform this ritual right at their desks! There's a washroom for god's sake.. but no, after lunch, you'll see all the female staff with their tiny mirrors in hand, painting the town.. oops, lips, red.

This sight reminded me of a funny conversation I had with some friends. A bunch of guys and girls, we were chatting over coffee, and for some reason I dont remember now, the conversation veered to animal content in consumer products. My friend R (a guy), very solemnly informed us that lipsticks contain an ingredient produced from fish scales, therefore, is not 'vegetarian'. Now, R happens to be a vegetarian. However, most guys I know dont use lipstick, so I wondered out loud why it was such a concern to R. Very innocently, he replies "Guys dont use lipstick, but we end up consuming most of it". We cracked up! He was right.. but it was really funny! Of course, this was followed with logical suggestions from us that R can carry a tissue pack, and wipe her lips first, before he kisses any girl. I am not sure if the suggestion was acted upon :)

Revlon, are you listening?

12 Comments:

Blogger Arroclint said...

i dont like kissin women with lipstick. theres always this matt finish chappy taste. and then all the lipstick is on u. yuck!

6:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

aah,,
grapes are sour.
nag..nag..

6:45 PM  
Blogger karuna said...

orr R could get her to lick it off... seductively...
or leave lipstick marks on his neck... and well anywhere else he fancies...

8:26 PM  
Blogger the cowlick said...

She's going to wack him if he tries to wipe her lips before kissing her! Cleanliness freak, she'll think!

9:10 PM  
Blogger Madame Mahima said...

oo don't forget placenta.
yup cosmetics have placenta in em.

how gross is that?!

12:11 AM  
Blogger Bhavesh said...

me a veggie too.. but i don think i ll carry a tissue around..!! :-)

12:41 AM  
Blogger Arroclint said...

placenta! i dont believe that! rather i refuse to believe that!

3:09 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Ahem, so you're saying, he's vegetarian, and he wants to be virgin as well. Talk of missing two pleasures.

10:43 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

PLACENTA?? Mahi-- now is the time to tell me placenta of what?? Thats the key.

10:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lipsticks better than having to consume vaseline!!!! ;)

2:46 PM  
Blogger alice said...

wipe it off...lol...
thats why some women dont wear makeup at all..i m one of 'em...say thanks now...women like me make things easier for veggie guys or guys who dont prefer lipsticks for dinner...

8:16 PM  
Blogger Shashi Iyer said...

most guys will want to say "I don't like gals who wear make up"... they'll only want to.

12:39 AM  

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