Jazz it up!

1: J is for Japanese food
Yes, I hate it all. Sushi, udon, tempura, seaweed. Dont bother telling me one must try everything. I did, and I didnt like it. Dont bother telling me how much you like sushi. Good for you. I, on the other hand, dont eat raw fish wrapped in seaweed. Eewwww. Just aint my thing, okay?

2: J is for Jazzy B
...and all other newbie bhangra pop singers right from Canedda to Birmingham to Patiala, who have killed the music, killed the lyrics, and yet made potloads of money, because people like me dont mind dancing to retarded 'saxy' numbers at desi parties every once in a while.

3: J is for Jason Priestley
Did you ask Jason whoo?? The cutesy Brandon Walsh in Beverly Hills 90210, on whom I had a huuuuuuge crush as a kid. At 12, 90210 was probably the most scandalous TV show the parents allowed me to watch. Yes, you can blame them for how I turned out to be.

4: J is for Jack & Jill
I have always wondered why would they teach such gory descriptive rhymes to impressionable young children! Why was it funny that Jack broke his crown and Jill tumbled down the hill? Why were they even fetching water as such young kids? Child abuse, I tell ya!

5: J is for Jerks
...who assume that if you happen to be in the same city as them, and have a profile on Orkut, you must be dying to talk to them on their handphones, or atleast make friends with them. I mean how could you resist a friendship invitation from someone who says 'hai' instead of 'hi'?!

6: J is for Justice
And I believe it does come... sooner or later. You be mean to me today for no reason. Tomorrow, you might be run over by an 18-wheel truck and you will die single, virgin and desperate. Moral of the story: look when you cross the road, or God might use the opportunity to get even.

7: J is for Je
Me, me and more me. If I dont love myself, nobody will. If I dont look out for myself, nobody will. If I dont respect myself, and make sure others do too, I should look for the next puddle and drown myself. (Ummm.. ya... Je is french for me... incase you didnt know.)

8: J is for Jerry
Yes, from the Tom and Jerry fame. He is cute, smart, quick and witty. He has not only left a last impression on the kid in me, but has also made a fan out of the adult in me. If only there were real men around with as much of a sense of humour :p

9. J is for Jaisalmer
If I had it my way, I'd make sure my wedding takes place in some grand palace in Jaisalmer, Jaipur or Jodhpur, complete with elephants, horses and a rajasthani lehenga. The romantic desert and the colourful traditions... who wouldnt fall for it?

10. J is for Jupiter
She did this tag on her blog, and defied all blog rules and ethics (ahem) and didnt tag me for it. You are supposed to tag near and dear ones, remember? Okay, so we arent exactly near or dear, but then to add insult to injury, she asks me on chat why I am doing it without being asked to. Grrrrr.


Now dahlings, I tag all of you, who like me, are sitting in office on a rainy afternoon and need to type something just to keep awake, to list 10 things with 'X'. And yes, you are welcome :p